I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle

I put it in her mouth, and she swallowed it, that's how strong our friendship is

Courier, let's make a deal. No cash, take MEN for the pizza

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

Shame on you! Fucking behind your back and not offering me 🥹

Took a risk and supported a tired guy with a blowjob in a Nike fitting room

I wanted to play DOTA 2, but the girl insisted on going into her underpants